I'm much to young to feel this damn old!

30 isn't that old, is it? I have come to the realization that I need to go backwards and start living like the young person that I am. Garth Brooks was right when he said, "I'm much to young to feel this damn old." For the past year or so, I have been living my life like an old fart. Let's think about this for a minute...
1. I get up early. Even on weekends.
2. I'm in bed by 10:00. Even on weekends.
3. The number of pills I take daily is quickly multiplying.
4. During the past month, I have bought more facial creams/moisturizers/anti-wrinkle creams etc, than I ever have in my life.
5. Pajamas are on sometimes by 6:30.
6. Lounging on the couch seems so much more appealing than going out.
7. I think about death on a daily basis. (not to worry, I'm no suicidal or anything. Just about death in general)
8. I'm already planning my retirement.
9. It is fun to hang out with seniors. Especially dancing with them.
10. I am not as concerned about my appearance as I used to be. I have kind of "let myself go" as they say.

What happened to fun Amy? I am NOT that old. Maybe it's time for her to make a return to the scene. Who wants to help me find her??